the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring

sorry for documenting my suffering and delusions online do you still think im hot

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

can a png girl and a jpeg girl really fall in love

College should cost two dollars and then when you graduate everyone apologizes for wasting your time